What is the worst present you've ever received?

It's deadheat between three gifts received from my former sister-in-law, aka The Assmaster, who I suspect always gave me things from clearance bins and the backs of her closet (I never liked her either, but I gave thoughtful gifts all the same). Would that I had photos of these things to illustrate their evil.

1. A hairy crimson purse. Honestly. It has two differnt types of animal hair poking out on either side.

2. Earrings that would have been rejected by Pat from EastEnders for being too gaudy.

3. The scariest Czech marionettes you could possibly imagine. We kept them in the garage under lock and key, lest they kill us in our sleep.