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Where are my keys!?

I have only one car key, which occasionally hides itself just when I have an early-morning meeting.

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Would you rather sleep with Adolf Hitler, or Margaret Thatcher, and why?

I know I could trust Maggie. That's the most important thing.

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Cheese or oral? Which would you give up for the rest of your life?

I wonder if one could give up some varieties of each (e.g., keep the Roquefort, give up the Limberger -- and the appropriate analogue for the alternative, of course.)

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Who's your famous doppleganger?

I have a Ted Koppelganger.

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Shaken or stirred?

Stirred, of course -- shaking bruises the vermouth.

P.S. Anyone who's ever read any of Ian Fleming's books knows that James Bond's signature drink isn't the martini, anyhow.

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You have just robbed a Fortune 500 company and you need to lay low for a while. Tell us your strategy for going underground.

If I were Bernie Madoff, I could have robbed several Fortune 500 companies for years and years and years, and not get caught until I was 70. I think I'd just grin and wait years for the law to catch up to me.

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Now that the writers strike is over what are you watching?

I've given up my DirecTV (simply not watching it enough to justify the expense.) But I'm a huge Redbox user -- and virtually every DVD is new to me.

And free rentals ever Monday and sometimes Sunday, woohoo!

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